Organic?

Dear Healthy & Organic Breakfast,

Although it seems like I have, I haven't forgotten about you...I promise! I know we had an exclusive agreement at the beginning and I've fallen off the wagon from time to time. It's just that he loves chocolate doughnuts too much for me to say no all the time. Could you please send some literature on your 12 step recovery program? No rush, I probably won't be ready for that kind of commitment until after the Holidays.

Sincerely,

A guilty, but not too guilty Mom in Texas